How You {and They} Know you’re a Yankee!
You know you’re a Yankee IF:
(from my personal experiences! )…
…Everyone has an accent but you.
…You don’t know how to pronounce “Atchafalaya” (you’re probably wrong, too)
…You’re eating Chili and they’re eating Gumbo
…You’re cheering the Packers and they’re cheering the Saints
…It’s October 28… 79 degrees… 83% humidity and YOU are the ONLY one wearing shorts in Walmart..(true!!)
…You didn’t know what a “causeway” was (but do now!)
…You didn’t know there’s no “season” for road construction here
…You didn’t know what a Sno-Ball was, but find it’s delicious!
…You didn’t know that a “soft shelled crab” meant it was molting…and
it’s shell is soft… and they deep fry it ALL to serve you. (uh…uh…no..way)
…You didn’t know the allergies you thought you left behind
are still with you because it’s still Fall here…
….You didn’t know you’d have to deal with mosquitoes in November!